• FUNAI PLANS TO TAKE SOME STUDENTS BY SUPRISE

    The Federal university, Ndufu-Alike Ikwo (Funai) plans to take some of there students by surprise in the area of accommodation.

    As Returning students returns,the students increases with rapid force so as the school hostel accommodation decreases sequentially , after FUNAI aggravated some of the returning and fresh students who haven't paid there fee with a temporary space in a room in C-block for male and providing the females who haven't paid in one way or the other with temporary space as well,
    There is high tendency that some students that's going to fall into the school premises on Monday/tuesday/wednesday or next week to say will not really find it as easy as last session because rooms are going to be filled up
    FUNAI is expecting the return of over 175students for males and 72students for females and over 265 freshers from today till next week and looking @ every of the analysis that FFN statisticians have put together , there are less dan 175spaces both in hostel rooms , common rooms and the admin block which was turned to hostel by the management for the male students and females too, FFN tragically inform about 62males students that they would get a room/space or even if they do , its going to be uncomfortable , and for the females about 25 will be unlucky , while for the freshers who hasn't arrive to answer present in school will have themselves to blame for any of the reply they get from the FUNAIPM (funai porters management)

    FSA(Federation of students affairs) and FFN(..........) Vows to counter this evil plan of FUNAIPM, we have set out tactics to protest in a new protesting manner different from the rude protest that we all know , our protest is not really going to be regarded as protest but as a smooth fight force strike back tactical display which we will try in every possible way not to create maximum violence.
    FFN,FSA as well FSSF(funai students strike force) urge funai management to make all students equally comfortable to avoid problems
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    FFN are not trying to lay a threat nor try to introduce violence in a decent school of no recorded violence , but we warn any management in charge of students comfortability to take precautionary measure to ensure a stable and standard living amongst the great funai students.

    Quotes:Only a fool test the depth of the river with both feets.

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